2020 Squad Competitors

Money Martyn

Suave. Sophisticated. Smart. Money Martyn is none of these. 2019 champ he might be, but a lot has happened since then (some say he started covid so he could hang onto the trophy for an extra year). Coming off a sober Dry July 2021 things are bound to be tough for the champ.

Huss God

As the 2017 Champ, Huss God is always a strong contender when it comes to Squad Pong. However, severe arthritic knees and the subsequent addiction to Molly and Percocet to dull the pain from that have potentially ruined this once promising career. Does he have what it takes to secure 2020 pong gold.

Big Roost

The Big Roost is coming into the 2020 championship with a lot to prove. Currently boasting more previous championships than hair follicles (2 to 1), he’ll looking to seek some of his former glory with a strong performance in the tournament. With his physical presence and lack of ball throwing skill, his hook-ups in Auckland ICU will surely come in handy when he eventually puts someone through a wall.

Poshie

A newcomer to the squad, Poshie is entering the tournament with a lot to prove. Poshie will bring a lot to Squad Pong - suspiciously accurate throws, ripped abs and a pineapple flavoured vape to name a few things. That being said, remember not to LEAVE any condoms in the shower after masturbating this time Poshie.